Best. Motto. Ever.

Best. Motto. Ever.
You'll hear me repeat it until my dying day: "BARE FEET = HAPPY LIFE!" ...It's THAT simple!

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Toes Fun & Pedicures: 'James Bond' Movie Titles as Colors?! OPI, I'm All In Again!

"Moonraker", baby!
     I was a child of the 70's. And a super-happy one at that. Sprinting through my mid-to-late 70's elementary school years, with Atari video games (!!), KISS as my first (and still) favorite band, "The Six Million Dollar Man" on the TV, and the glorious Roger Moore-era James Bond movies (C'mon, Richard Kiel's "Jaws", as the unstoppable villain was the best!)..  So, imagine my pleasant surprise when I strolled into my pedi place last Monday, and the nail girl pointed out a display piece full of new OPI colors, all of them based on James Bond movies! They had "Live & Let Die", and, "Tomorrow Never Dies", as well as a few other ones, but since I've been on such a metallic kick with my toes lately, I had to go with the metallic "Moonraker" (possibly the worst James Bond movie ever)!.. But, ohhhh yeah, that green "Live & Let Die" is definitely ending up on my toes eventually! Love this stuff, and it's just another great way for me to "fly my freak flag"! :) ... Oh, and for those of you who love ticklish feet, especially during pedicures: I think my tiny pedi girl is now completely in love with how ticklish the bottoms of my feet are. She tickles me with the scrubby stone, gives me extra scrubby time just to enjoy my twitching, and has now fully taken to tickling my bare feet with her fingernails during the pedicure, specifically during the extra massage part! LoL! Tickles me multiple times!! Gotta admit, it doesn't suck! She laughs, I laugh, she apologizes for tickling, then tickles again, like 5 minutes later! More cute lil' life moments, and good, funny-as-hell times at the nail salon.. 

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Happy New Year! Welcoming 2013, Bare Feet-Style, Baby!

If you invite me to your party, I'm probably gonna be barefoot most of the night! Hope this is OK! :)
      A great time at my friends, Mary & Dennis' annual New Year's Eve bash last night.. A night filled with laughter, cocktails, fun, food, bad karaoke, and, of course, bare feet! Does anybody think I'm ever keeping my shoes on if I can help it at all?! LOL! No sir! In fact, I arrived, prepped my delicious pulled-pork sliders & put them on a serving tray, and then that was it: slip-ons left by the front door w/ my jacket, and comfortable bare feet shufflin' around on a cool, smooth wooden floor all night long! The funniest "feet related" part of the night was when a party guest (who I didn't know) came up to me with her teenage daughter, and both of them were looking down at my silver, metallic-painted toes with big-ass smiles on their faces. The mom said, "I just gotta tell you, my daughter is absolutely in love with your bare feet! I'm not even joking, she thinks your toes are just the coolest thing!!" ..Of course I blushed a little, but it reaffirms what I get told all the time: For a dude, my feet are beyond amazing! Bare feet as nice, if not nicer, as most chicks' feet! Hah, I consider this a total win in life, and will never get tired of hearing that! ..After a few hours, my great friend Loretta finally got tired of wearing her super-sexy high heels and (ka-clunk) kicked those suckas off too, joining me alcohol-feuled, barefoot party bliss! I looked at her when she took her shoes off, and said to her, "Tell me how good that feels right now!" Loretta responded, "Oh my God, you have no idea!" ..I don't wear high heels, but of course I have an idea! Because, to me, going barefoot absolutely rules! HAPPY NEW YEAR, my friends! Hopefully many shoes-off, fun life moments for you all in 2013! Thanks for your continued support and enjoyment of this silly blog! I hope to keep you all giggling & laughing for many years to come!

Me & my "bare feet party buddy", Loretta! Shoes are overrated, and I love our feet! LOL!